What’s worse than jet skiing naked in the skin-baking Florida sun? How about being in your 60s and doing it. And then getting into an accident. Yep, here’s the story, excerpted from here:
Two people were hurt when they hit a sea wall while riding a water scooter near Cypress Cove Nudist Resort in Osceola County, emergency workers said. The crash happened…near Kissimmee, a spokeswoman for Osceola County Fire Rescue said.
Witnesses told authorities the watercraft appeared to have been traveling about 40 mph.
A man and a woman, both 62, were taken to Orlando Regional Medical Center — the man by helicopter, officials said. He sustained two broken arms and a cut on his head, a receptionist at the nudist resort said. The woman was treated and released.
The man and woman were out-of-town guests at the resort and borrowed the watercraft from another guest, the receptionist said. And, yes, she said, they were riding in their birthday suits.
I feel bad for those folks, but dang! I’m not sure I’d want to look at myself nude at 62, let alone have anyone else do it.
So how ’bout it: Anyone bass-fish nekkid?
Chad Keogh
August 4, 2011 at 5:11 pm
I’m a little hairy, so I wouldn’t want to accidentally cause false Big Foot sightings… plus they’d likely change his name to Big “something else”.
Tumblebug
August 4, 2011 at 5:50 pm
Why is it nudists have bodies that should not be seen naked?
Chad Keogh
August 5, 2011 at 2:04 am
Because attractive people have better things to do. Like fishing, or posting on Bass Parade.
Carl H.
August 5, 2011 at 11:00 am
Does it not seem odd that just the men in the photo are totally naked and not the women, its a sausagefest.
Anthony rojo
August 5, 2011 at 12:58 pm
How come you never see the ones you want to see nekkid,and the ones you don’t want to see nekkid are out riding jet skis for all to see?