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Today’s Top 4
Bassin’ trends for 2015.
How crazy was bassin’ 2014. To mention a few:
> Ranger Boats (and Triton, and Stratos) are now owned by Bass Pro Shops/Nitro. (All Johnny Morris has to do is buy B.A.S.S. – which he can for sure afford – and the empire is complete.)
> KVD ain’t fishing this year’s Classic!?!?!?
> You can now qualify for the Classic in one of 126 different ways, including one walleye tournament (hee hee).
> FLW changed its name but not its initials. (I really want to know what else they considered other than Fishing League Worldwide.)
> Zona and Mercer released this photo of them fishin’ back in the day:
Hahaha! Seriously now, trends for 2015:
> KVD will only fish with spinnerbaits and crankbaits…and on competition days will only eat his wife’s cookies ’til dinner. Don’t believe me?
> MLFers will enact a new rule that penalizes anglers for not recycling.
> A-Mart will stop running…from whatever he’s running from and just embrace it (haha!).
> All Elites will run a Nitro…except the Phoenix guys…for now….
> Skeet will finally let the cat out of the bag that he’s color blind (oops! sorry man!).
> Mikey Ikey will win a tourney on the one bait he’s never won anything on:
And just in case you thought this was all made up:
> Entry fees for Elite anglers will go down, and they will all get free gas cards….
Married Elites?
Normally I stay away from private life stuff, but an exception here cuz this could be the first time a married couple qualify for the Elites. Congrats to ’em both! Only comment: Trait Crist sounds like a country musical star, Trait Zaldain sounds like…an angler…related to Chris Zaldain…which I guess ain’t so bad….
Hey Zaldaingerous — that ring’s a lot of entry fees dude hahaha!
No New Year’s bass drop??
Port Clinton, OH has a walleye drop, but no one does a bass drop? (Hello Birmingham, AL?)
Case yer wonderin’ if’n that’s unusual, we have these New Year’s rituals:
Kissing the frozen carp in WI (ewwwwwwww):
News
1. KVD weighs in on BPS’s Ranger purchase.
Not what he said but the fact that he did it is what I find interesting. I feel strangely calm after reading it. Is KVD the most powerful man in bassin’? Seriously.
Rumored last year, guess was among the 1% of bassin’ rumors that are true!
3. FLWer Clent Davis gets Mister Twister.
4. FL: Bassmaster college winners on St. Johns.
Apparently no one used any baits?? (Doh!)
5. AR: Small craft warning for lower AR River.
6. KY: DFW wants your Christmas tree.
7. OH: Cabela’s coming to Dayton area.
Gitcha points ready!
8. MI: Diabetes drug found in water…
…may hurt Lake Michigan fish — makes males like females.
It hurts so bad….
Tip of the Day
Quote of the Day
Surely you got an ugly dog, girlfriend, your car’s a piece of crap, you can’t skip docks…something.
– HAHAHA! James Overstreet takin’ it to some internet haterz on Facebook. I wuz gonna take a quote from JO’s awesome new Bassmaster.com column — about how he got started with B.A.S.S., which’n you can read’n here – but that was too money not to use. JO!!!
Shot of the Day
Awesome shot actually taken by Jason Sealock of Wired2Scout:
Last Werd
RIP Stuart Scott, the ESPN anchor. Here’s why I’m mentioning it here: Enthusiasm. Dude loved every minute of what he did, and wasn’t afraid to do stuff other people might not get. Boo-yah, brother.