Spot Encroachment? Hit ‘Em With a Fish

Next time a boat gets to close to you, take a cue from this ice-fishergal – or maybe not, but either way, don’t be wusses like the guys were.

From mlive.com:

> The incident happened around 1 p.m. Saturday on Black Lake (MI), when a 29-year-old woman allegedly struck two men with a fish, said Norton Shores police Lt. Jon Gale.

> Gale said officers were called to the lake by one of the men who claimed they were assaulted by “a female wielding a fish.”

> The men, both in their early 20s, said they were ice fishing in a shanty when they were approached by a woman who said he “wanted to urinate on the ice,” Gale said. “The woman said to turn their heads while she urinated. While their backs were turned the woman struck the first complainant in the head with a fish,” Gale said. “The female then approached them and struck the other man across the face with a fish.”

> Gale said “some words were then exchanged” and the woman then “returned to her shanty.” When officers interviewed the woman, she claimed that she was upset “because the other men put their shanty too close to her shanty,” Gale said.

> “She said she threw the fish at the men, but missed. She denied hitting them,” Gale said.

C’mon fellas! Did it hurt that bad that you had to call 5-0? And what up with fishing too close in the first place?