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‘Don’t Let Your Kids Become Hookers’

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Now that’s a knee-slapper, ain’t it? More hilarity from those peta “people” (are they?).

They are just a punnin’ bunch o’ wordsmiths – which I admit to being a bit amazed by since they’re obviously dealing with some dain bramage and apparently only went to doobie class in school. Check out this hilarity, from here:

> “Don’t let your kids be hookers:” That’s the slogan peta is using as it tackles the issue of recreational fishing. [Issue?]

> Hayden Hamilton, a peta protestor in [Vancouver] on Friday: “Nobody wants to set a bad example for their kids but when parents go fishing, they’re sending their kids a very dangerous message that it’s fun to abuse and torment animals.” [Yep, when my kids get home from the lake they get to torturing our family pets….]

> She compares fishing to hooking the family dog in the mouth, and dragging it behind a car. [Uh huh. I can compare my skillz to KVD but that doesn’t make it true!]

> She says, “We’re just asking people to extend their compassion and to realize that fish really are intelligent and sensitive animals and they feel pain and fear just like dogs and cats do.” [All I can say to that is this vid:]

Here are my questions:

> Who hears this stuff and says, “Wow! They’re right!”

> Why aren’t these people being volunteered for space station duty?

Save a Fish, Eat a Brick

> A flyer handed out to passers-by adds: “Letting your children eat fish puts their health at risk. Besides containing large amounts of fat and cholesterol, seafood is one of the most common causes of food poisoning.” [No fat, no cholesterol and no protein = death!]

13 Comments

13 Comments

  1. 5bites

    September 27, 2011 at 10:31 am

    Why don’t these people ever protest in Iraq or Iran?

  2. Alex Voog

    September 27, 2011 at 12:03 pm

    “Save a fish, ride a hooker.”

  3. Brent Brody Broderick

    September 27, 2011 at 1:12 pm

    I guess Jesus set a bad example for everyone?

    • admin (mostly Jay)

      September 27, 2011 at 6:15 pm

      Good point!

  4. 5bites

    September 27, 2011 at 1:52 pm

    Great point Brent! They would argue the fish were claustrophobic being stuffed in those nets. Theirs a reason people like the peta crowd didn’t exist not long ago.

  5. Chad Keogh

    September 27, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    We should counter with an anti-PETA campaign. Maybe shirts that read, “Don’t let your kids grow up to be granola munching, tree hugging, preachy, losers!” Not as punny as the PETA slogan, but true non-the-less.

    • admin (mostly Jay)

      September 27, 2011 at 6:16 pm

      How about, “Don’t let your kids be a waste of oxygen.” Or is that too harsh….

  6. 5bites

    September 27, 2011 at 8:22 pm

    I think both are applicable. Or “PETA, proof humans need selective spayed or neutered too.”

  7. Dwain

    September 27, 2011 at 11:41 pm

    The “PETA” type don’t love animals as much as they hate people, usually from being picked on as children. If they had any sense they would spend all of that money helping children in need, human children, but again it’s not about their love of anything, but hatred.

  8. Jeff Hahn

    September 28, 2011 at 7:43 am

    I certainly hope that those peta idiots don’t take any medication when they get sick. Hey, bacteria and viruses (viri?) are, to quote them “intelligent and sensitive animals and they feel pain and fear just like dogs and cats do.” Germs are simply filling their niche in the environment and along come bad ole humans trying to wipe them out with antibiotics and other forms of medical treatment.

    I also hope those peta folks don’t eat plants. Plants are living organisms and they must be KILLED to be eaten. Protoplasm is protoplasm, regardless of the form. FOR SHAME!!! Maybe the peta people are “plantists”…those who are prejudiced and discriminate against plants,while favoring animals.

  9. 5bites

    September 28, 2011 at 9:31 am

    Freakin plantist!!! I could see it 100 years ago but not today!!!

  10. admin (mostly Jay)

    September 28, 2011 at 10:51 am

    I used to work in DC and remember a time when some animal rights group had ants in their building, and would not get them exterminated. Seriously.

    • Boar Hog

      October 4, 2011 at 6:00 pm

      I hope they were fire ants.

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