Got this email-chained to me, thought it was worth a few yuks, posting it here.
A good old [insert favorite/least favorite state name] boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, “What you gonna do with that? There ain’t no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here.”
He says, “I won it and I’m a-gonna keep it.”
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, “He’s out there in his bassin’ boat,” pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand.
He yells out to him, “What are you doin’?”
His brother yells back, “I’m fishin’! What does it look like I’m a-doin’?”
His brother yells, “It’s people like you that give people from [same state name] a bad name, makin’ everybody think we’re stupid. If I could swim, I’d come out there and whip your a**!”
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5bites
December 13, 2011 at 10:52 am
Arkansas or Oklahoma was where he was from. Maybe Kansas.
Matt
December 13, 2011 at 12:07 pm
I think I heard that somewhere Admin … but you left out the good parts.
Carl H.
December 13, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Do you know how they know tooth paste was invented in (insert your state here)? Because otherwise it would be called teeth paste.
Chad Keogh
December 13, 2011 at 10:22 pm
My favourite one-liner is:
“I got a bass boat for my wife… I thought it was a good trade.”
Chad
Bill M
December 15, 2011 at 9:35 pm
Bwahahha… That is a good one Chad.
Rich Arnold
December 19, 2011 at 9:12 am
Q: Do you know why they quit putting 9-1-1 on the side of the police cars in (insert favorite/least favorite state here)? A: Because some of the locals kept stealing them…thinking they were Porches.